You know you’re infertile when your shopping basket looks anything like mine did last night. Pregnancy tests? Check. Feminine hygiene supplies, unnecessary beauty accessories, and desired caffeinated and alcoholic beverage for when it’s negative? Check check check.
I felt like the cashier had to know she was in the presence of an (in)fertile woman. So the negative was there as expected this morning but as you can tell from the photo, I’m doing a-okay today with my new headband and purple nails and with champagne night on the docket. (I’ve been craving the champagne since my friend’s bridal shower recently. I hereby declare that all showers, bridal and baby alike, must involve champagne for the well-being of all attendees.) I’m also a firm believer in being prepared with your very own infertility survivor kit.
I would enjoy hearing from you infertile women, and friends of, out there how you would finish that sentence stem: “You know you’re infertile when…” and/or what your favorite indulgences are. Mine are helping me today!